hazelnutt
Hazel Nutt
hazelnutt

#fuckpants sound like something I’d wear on a 3rd (?) date.

What other medical procedures are people allowed to be harassed for seeking out? Can I stand outside a cancer treatment center and tell people they just need to eat carrots? Can I block people from entering orthodontists because they should totally just keep their wisdom teeth?

Not a comment on the Gosselin story (because I didn’t read it and don’t care that much), but as someone whose parents made the incredibly wrenching decision to place my severely developmentally disabled sibling in a group home/assisted living for the survival of their marriage, their emotional and mental health, and

I wore a jumpsuit on a plane not too long ago.

I mean, I totally get the waistband thing, and I’ve actually caught myself eyeing a couple of jumpsuits lately (WHICH ARE JUST OVERGROWN ROMPERS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE IS HOLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME), I just can’t get over the inconvenience of having to get completely undressed to go to the bathroom. Particularly when

A ROMPER WITH A CUT CROTCH IS A SUNDRESS. THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A WORSE SUNDRESS.

I cannot conceive how this can possibly be true for any adult. They ride up your crotch/buttcrack when you bend over or sit down or curl up, and they require you to strip naked in order to pee. It is the height of discomfort and inconvenience.

1. I refuse to accept a Midweek Madness without a Double Creature.

Some chick who put out married the dude she wanted to marry. She was never planning on working or making a living in the first place, and is now stuck having to support herself because of her morally superior virgin vagina.

Wait, honey, are you ok? You sound like you need some mental health help. Naya Rivera didn’t “steal your choices” unless you are literally Ryan Dorsey’s ex girlfriend, and even then, it is questionable that she did.

You sound unhinged. Seek help.

I am tired of people who refuse to take personal responsibility for their failures in life - blaming others for your problems gets you nowhere. I am certain, given the attitude displayed in your post, that nothing and no one ruined your life but you.

Perchance, did she also burn your crops? Salt the earth afterwards as well? Also what schools require being a fucking whore to gain entrance... asking for a friend..

What does someone else’s promiscuity have anything to do with you?

......or perhaps your “whole life was ruined" because you blame all of your problems on other people’s personal choices rather than your own.

Are you me from an alternate reality where I remain 14 years old for the rest of my life?

Maybe the problem is you and not the “whores”.

Interesting that you blame her.

Wow. I’m glad religion has brought you so much peace, understanding, forgiveness, and self-awareness.

“I would never have gone into religion otherwise.”