So the Feds are buying up our stockpile of cheese? And those who are dairy farmers.. white men, are going to get paid for their farmed cheese abundance. So, these white farmers, who heavily vote repub and thus hate the Feds and REALLY hate welfare, are getting welfare to the tune of over $1B. It is hailed as a good…

American-Style Cheese: Three words that should never, ever go together.

“Regardless, the friendly exes were all smiles as they walked around London’s Convent Garden over the weekend. ”

Added sugar is one thing, but fruit? No, no, no.

Meets Freddy Krueger.

ETA: Would your S.O. then be referred to as The Groundskeeper?

I don’t ask for much.

I don’t think you’re in good company...

yay!

Hey, Mussolini *did* make the trains run on time...

“FUCK NO” is probably the best response to whatever Bieber is contemplating.

Tyra’s class, “Project You: Building and Extending Your Personal Brand,” will be offered as part of a sequence with Ryan Lochte’s course, “Project Jeah! Pissing Away Your Personal Brand.”

YOU SHOULD BE SORRY FOR THAT TWEET, RYAN.

WHAT?! How is that the basis for a tv show, let alone like five tv shows?!! Is it about crimes at sea?!!

“do it” usually works for me

Make love

Why are NCIS spinoffs a thing???

i tried it once, but never really cared....social networks are just about the people who are on it with you...so like...that really decided it for me.

Hey, Kid — your time is coming. The time when some kid is amused by your lack of pop culture knowledge. :)

I would rather have chips than Snapchat anyway. She’s on to something.