My friends and I are all on a budget and we all live away from our hometowns. We have a weekly “family dinner” that we generally do potluck style, and it’s great. The host makes the entree, then other people claim the salad, sides, drinks and dessert. It’s a great way to spread around the cost of hosting, and I love…

Potlucks is the only way any of us had parties or fucking weddings when I grew up. Fuck this classism shit.

My favorite part was when she mentions picking up grocery store plates for a kids party but says for adults she prefers plates made from babmboo or fallen leaves. I thought surely that can’t be a serious line, and then there was a link. I mean turns out they’re from fallen Palm leaves and I think I might actually buy…

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

And what does his behavior reflect?

Yes, the most important thing is whether she leaked the video, not the pattern of behavior the video displays. I wish I was a famous, rich, and attractive (to many) man, imagine what I could get away with!!

Well, but honestly, so what?

True story that sort of adds to this: Trump is famous in commercial real estate circles in NY because of the deceptive way he measures square footage. Formerly, the practice was to measure a room from wall to wall. Decaying cheeto face wanted to squeeze out every dime, so to avoid that “dead” space of the walls…

In winter, it's only 33 stories.

You know what other type of cockroach lives in America? A German cockroach.

HA! I see what you did there!

Donald Trump has a small penis.

I am still traumatized from palmetto bugs after living in FL for 14 months as a child. Giant, flying roaches. I will never be right. NEVER!!

basically! Cockroaches come with the perceived “dirty” element; your house isn’t kept clean or food is left out or whatever. In the South, that shit doesn’t matter. THEY ARE ERRYWHERE, no matter how clean you try to keep things, because dampness and humidity. I could never live in the South. I did an internship in…

I have bad news for you: palmetto bugs is just a pretty euphemism for cockroaches.

What your father knows is your wife is banging a ginger. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, Dante.

We Texans know your pain and stand with New York.

Palmetto bugs in the south. Those fuckers fly all the time. Visiting my sister at college in South Carolina was really traumatic.

I totally believe Hugh Grant is an asshole, but I also totally think none of those actresses are “down to earth” in real life.

They should have thrown Divine Brown in, just for funzies.