I’m so glad my teens and early 20s were back in the days of land-line only, if you were lucky!

No one will ever convince me that Kylie doesn’t buy herself these things and let Tyga take the credit for it, or that she doesn’t bail him out of the trouble that he is ALWAYS in. I just tried to Google his net worth and the only thing that came up was all the debt that he’s in.

Why are college-age couples so fucking insufferable?

Taylor’s 10 Grammy’s would like to have a word with your 13 nominations and empty hands, Katy.

This gif reminds me of that Mindy Project episode, where Mindy’s character says (to a super hot guy), “My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak, my brain gets angry.”

Also thank God Jane Lynch developed better taste in hair since the 80s!

Definitely my first thought!

“I’ll fly back, and for three weeks that she’s making a movie, I’m the babysitter. I’m Mr. Mom or whatever you call it,”

The way men are praised to the skies for doing absolutely anything with their children’s, too. OMG you drove your 5-year-old to kindergarten once? DAD OF THE YEAR! Your wife is such a lucky woman! While the woman who does it every other time gets no credit whatsoever, and is much more likely to be criticized for doing…

Appropriate:

“Damn straight, they’ve got nothing to apologize for.”

Lance Bass — your thighs need mastering!

I remember watching the news interview they gave afterwards with Diane Sawyer or someone. Afterwards my friend said, “They still didn’t apologize, though,” which was strange to me, because I came away from that interview thinking, “Damn straight, they’ve got nothing to apologize for.” It was pretty brave of them to…

But, let’s get people strung out on hospice-level pain killers so they’ll turn to heroin — also schedule 1 — so we can jail them in private prisons.

DON’T YOU DARE EDIT

also: Jonads?

@Nick Jonas

' That seems right to me as well (hetro male). I have had few partners, and I don’t think I actually “hey” (I think it's probably more of a "mmmmmm" or something like that), but I think it's because the actual "sex" time (as opposed to the foreplay) tends to be a bit wild and afterwards, you need a way to transition…

Wait, I am a ladyperson and I have been known to do this. =(

God help us all now that you’ve thrown him back into the sea.