hazelnutt
Hazel Nutt
hazelnutt

I don’t care whether or not people agree with Kanye about Beyonce’s video- going up and interrupting someone like that was just hateful. Thinking something and acting out in a way that hurts someone who did nothing to you are two very different things.

To be fair, if I had a home like hers, I don’t think i’d be out and about all that much/as well.

How incredibly unique.

Congratulations how wonderful

.“I am fine with a Man for president...” JUST NOT THAT MAN

Britney cannot buy that car. Not on her own.

I would dearly love magical rainbow unicorn hair but I know myself. Ain’t no way I’m rich or motivated enough to maintain it. After 2 weeks I’d look like a washed-up-mermaid-with-mildew-problem and that ain’t a strong look on a skinny white girl.

Hm, must look into reserving RVNCLW

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Amber Heard’s, but her come up is strong.

My brother and I loved Peter Scolari in Bosom Buddies and thought Tom Hanks was a dork. We still marvel about our lack of vision.

Hey I remember him from Newhart.

Makeup artists and stylists always have the dirt. They were part of Sarah Palin’s downfall.

He does look less like a deranged mouse with the beard.

I’m on Team Beard

What kind of armpit makeup did Laura Ingraham ask for, before she she did her Heil Hitler salute?

“He knew he needed the full coverage foundation to cover it up. Some guys like letting the stubble show—but not him.”

Senator Joni Ernst (R-IA)... took a spill Monday ... so Kelly had to cover up the scrapes on her knees with a bit of concealer.

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!