hazelnutt
Hazel Nutt
hazelnutt

I read the sentence half a dozen times and I still don’t know if it just doesn’t make sense or if I’m maybe having a stroke.

So... Tyga is Blac Chyna’s son?

The obvious name choice: Khaleesi.

Never noticed before but is that a Hemsworth on screen?!

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!

um is that a young Chris Hemsworth I see??????

still not as bad as JFK.

I have also had several meltdowns at the Newark Airport. How can you NOT? It’s the most stressful, ill-designed place on earth, and that’s saying something considering every NYC area airport is a pretty big shit show. OH AND. It costs a fortune to get there if you take a cab, so you have to take a train and then get

I notice the Katie Holmes breakup comes suspiciously hot on the heels of Josh Jackson’s separation announcement.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

If you think Kansas City has “big city amenities,” you have not been to a big city.

This whole Kim/Kanye/Taylor video just makes every single one of them look petty AF.

“at a Pepsi event celebrating World Emoji Day.”

This sentence makes my orifices bleed.

I want Fred Savage to take the Live! job, but only if Daniel Stern will give voiceover of what he is really thinking when he is doing interviews.

Are you not familiar with that is how Tom Hiddleston talks. Excessively polite, effusive, British. Should he release his long form birth certificate? Take off the tin foil hat-they fuckin and they happy.

dude, that was the 90s!

Do you think couples should evaluate their relationships on the judgments of people they don’t know more than how they relate to each other privately? Unless he has a particularly fragile ego, it’s more likely that the scrutiny has bound them closer together, mutually feeling misunderstood and simultaneously laughing

Dear Sweet Blessed Jeebus, thank you so very very much for this comment.

I try not to do the grammar* nazi thing, I really do. But I’m sorry, I just can’t help it:

I’m feeling that too because it does seem like that’s the case and there’s lots of us who feel that way and honestly, we could use a few more famous and/or influential people saying it. I realize it’s not any of our business and I’m now speculating just like a tabloid but if it is true, I wish at forty fucking seven