I just read this outloud to my partner of ten years. We are pretty thrilled that our “lifestyle” is contrary to the GOP agenda.

Well, since he’s your dad, I can see how that would be weird...

However, his long hair was magnificent in that it was incredibly healthy and shiny.

Lin-Manuel Miranda doesn’t know that he’s far too good to be in pictures with Jennifer Lopez.

This is an undeniable fact.

Martha’s Vineyard humor.

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

That’s an English man in the mid-20th century. Why bother given women names when they barely count anyway?

No. Never. Are you seriously saying thing this poster should ask a person if they’re trans or gender non conforming? What if they’re not? To me that ranks with asking a fat woman when the baby’s due.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

he looks like one of the typical dude bros you see on OKStupid

“Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

The texture weirds her out from a distance? And her parents never gave it to her?

I admit that there are foods I don’t eat because I don’t like the texture, but PASTA? Either she’s never had real al dente, or she’s managed to have a problem with the Orlando Bloom of starches.

I cannot wait to find out where Megyn Kelly is in this mess.

I. WILL. LOVE. THIS.

Ahahahahahaha. Of course.

Good for Gretchen for coming forward and empowering all these other women to speak up. I hope they bury him in lawsuits.

The thing is, dairy is the one kind of food that they can make into a low-fat version without adding a fuck ton of preservatives and sugar and other shit to make up for it. So if you’re trying to watch your calories, the “light” dairy products aren’t so bad.

There are entire cultures that live mostly on fat.