hazelnutninja
HazelnutNinja
hazelnutninja

I just wanted to post this picture of my dad after he let me brush his hair to look like Donald Trump. Don’t worry he hates Trump but I wouldn’t cut his hair for him unless he let me do this first.

I was honestly worried that Trump would drop out at the weekend. I want him to stay in and get completely wiped out. It doesn’t fix the problem, but it would be so much worse if we left this contest with a question mark hanging over it. Also the Republicans need to own what happened here. It’s too easy to pretend

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

TREMENDOUS creep. The creepiest creep.

He did way worse than that too. He used to call female celebrities the most misogynistic shit you would ever read. Two that stand out are Kesha and Peaches Geldof because he pretended he was always their supporter after Kesha revealed she was going through issues with an eating disorder and when Peaches died.

But his kids have made him a better person... #right.

his “photoshopping” consisted entirely of poorly done Microsoft Paint doodles of semen on (almost always) women’s faces.

I pray for the day that Perez Hilton gets mauled by an irritated mongoose.

Word of the day: encroach

Hmm, yeah, I am always saying, “Fuck you and suck my dick,” to the people I am a huge fan and supporter of.

Honestly, regardless of this particular issue, Perez Hilton has been a huge scumbag for over a decade. May karma finally bite him in the ass.

Suing Perez Hilton out of existence would just add to her list of humanitarian achievements!

He’s always had a nasty misogynistic thread to his jabs.

didn’t Perez get famous by poorly doodling jizz and coke on celebrity pictures, particularly women? Not terribly upset at the prospect of Angelina suing him. He sounds particularly man-babyish in that message.

Calling anyone but Perez Hilton a “mean girl” in a story involving him promoting his brand is downright hilarious.

Taking down Perez Hilton, a known cockroach, makes her the hero we need.

He certainly has swindled money out of so many actual blue collar workers that he has a passing familiarity with blue collar work.

You know, the one good thing about this election is that it has made it very, very easy to spot the racists and perverts since they’re basically walking around with placards declaring their repugnance.

So there are some memes being circulated that state: “GOP stands for grab our pussies”

“I consider myself, in a certain way, to be a blue-collar worker” — Donald Trump in Pennsylvania today