You know, he probably did write it himself, but then after all of his people got to it and fixed and re worded and made it less offensive the NYT was left with a statement the Don probably wouldn’t recognize as something he himself wrote.

“Tiffany is a tremendous young woman with a big

Right? Both this guy and Trump need to learn that they just shouldn’t talk about women. Sure, we are half the population, but total silence on the issues that pertain to us cannot possibly be more offensive than the bullshit they keep spouting.

OK, Bud. Actually, people who don’t know what they’re talking about should be more susceptible to shutting the fuck up.

The implication of my comment is “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” and vice versa. Politicians shouldn’t be commenting on each other’s appearances, but if you are going to, and Trump frequently does, don’t be a hypocrite on top of it.

Keep in mind, too, that this is a picture of her when she had gained “all that weight” and Trump forced her to workout in front of reporters. Sooooo fat, right?

More importantly, those are Bill’s skeletons, not Hillary’s. If I were inclined to attack Ivana Trump, it wouldn’t be by pointing out that Donald cheated on her.

I’ve had fellow liberals use this exact “under contract” comment which felt very strange, given our similar opinions on Trump in general.

I always like how Trump threatens to bring up Bill Clinton’s affairs in the next debate, or shove in Hillary’s face somehow, as if he doesn’t have the exact same skeletons in his closet.

This is how “fat” Alicia Machado was:

Newt’s also very self unaware. He regularly attacks people for infidelities (like Bill Clinton in the 1990s), when he cheated on at least two wives-- both of whom were sick. Him talking about a woman gaining weight fits that pattern. Newt is apparently unaware that he looks like porky pig

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

Trump and Gingrich have six wives between them as well as three confirmed affairs. I’m not inclined to listen to them on anything.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

Yea, because the two people who should be judging women on their looks and attractiveness are Donald “Mr. Universe” Trump and Newt “Sexiest Man Alive” Gingrich.

No, assholes are why the red pill exists.