hazelnutninja
HazelnutNinja
hazelnutninja

I see alot of attention placed on the rapist, but I’ve yet to see the same amount of attention given to rape prevention.

Oh fuck you

“He was too drunk to understand his actions”

Good for the jury to see through his bullshit and laughable defense. “He was too drunk to understand his actions”. Meanwhile, this scum sucker managed to pass out condoms to the other players, took video of the crime and sent it to friends as it was going on. He was sober enough to understand not leaving dna

Burn in hell scumbag

And I just need to put this somewhere because I saw it while looking for my fave tees and I shouldn’t be alone in laughing at this (just be nice and call it a) shirt.

And I just need to put this somewhere because I saw it while looking for my fave tees and I shouldn’t be alone in

So, here’s your chance to show off your hidden gem of a white t-shirt that’s comfortable and long-lasting (and won’t set you back the cost of a monthly Metrocard).

So, here’s your chance to show off your hidden gem of a white t-shirt that’s comfortable and long-lasting (and won’t

I am no fan of insurance companies but I don't agree with you. As someone who has had BC twice with the accompanying mammo and ultrasound (both for diagnosis), biopsies and various other tests, surgery and radiation as well as a breast reduction in the non-cancerous breast, I can tell you that insurance coverage is

No, she just joined Daft Punk.

I assumed she was welding something just out of frame.

Did her eye doctor just dilate her pupils or something?

OMG I used to LOVE “Murder on the Line” and read it over and over. There is a line that I will never forget, for some reason: “Her laugh came bouncing down the line.” And for some reason I was reading that part to my mom and she interrupted to say “ha-HAAA ha-HAAA ha-HAAA.” So when I look at the cover for that book

My birthday is in May. Please make sure I’m a “pefect size 6" in the picture and that the lighting really captures my “golden blonde locks” and “Aquamarine eyes”

Guys, I’ve read this book

They do. And, also, that we are meant to be hairless.

“I was about to compliment her on her complexion.” Is it me or is this a really weird thing that a concierge would want to say? “What a lovely dress” maybe, or “you are looking lovely today”. “I have watched you walk past me and deemed your skin impeccable” doesn’t quite ring true. But then Jonny Depp makes a lot of

There is soooo much eyeliner there isn’t even funny.

I think a lot of men believe this is “no makeup”