“I will take care of women, and I have great respect for women. I do cherish women. And I will take care of women.”

There’s really a lot of that going on in old-timey medicine. Sigmund Frued had a really bad case too. Dude, just because your mom died and your dad married some lady that was only like 2 years older than you and you had a huge fucking crush on her doesn’t mean that all of human behavior is driven by our desire to bang…

He's a pretty good example of "I have a problem so all the rest of you must be wrong." Hey dude. If coffee and tea get you sexually excited...well maybe you're the ONLY ONE who really needs to stop drinking coffee and tea, or dipping your balls in it or whatever the fuck you were doing that got you on this tear, kay?

Being “too skinny” is not a humblebrag either— my little sister has basically been harassed for being too skinny her whole life. People openly and unabashedly made her feel like she was developmentally inferior, assumed she had eating disorders, felt free to tell her to “eat a fucking cheeseburger already” whenever…

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

Kelly: [Dryly] I’m familiar.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

Is your son actually a cat and you haven’t noticed?

Can we get a regular Jezebel feature of police blotter stories please and thank you.

Guys do this shit all the time, hell she didn’t tell anyone to hate on the guy, she wanted them to learn & not be that guy, she certainly didn’t tell anyone to make death threats. Sometimes assholes just have to take responsibility for their own damn actions, they sent death threats because they are bullies looking…

When you are a man that dislikes and distrusts and demeans women in general- and thinks you are better than any woman, anywhere, despite their qualifications and your raging mediocrity- then you are Trump.

It’s more like “If Hillary were a man with those same qualifications, she’d be predicted to win by a landslide.”

Ooh— I got one!

But of all the women who could go first, she’s the most qualified. I hear all the “she’s not trustworthy”, “she’s a politician”, “I don’t like her”. GOOD. She’s PERFECT to be the first woman. She’s tough enough, she can make deals across the aisle, she can take the punches. She’s a political animal with rapacious…

It will still be an enormous step forward for women if she wins. I’ll be filled with rage at the asshats criticizing her for things that are provably false (like I have been with the asshats making similar unwarranted criticisms of Obama), and I’ll rage against the patriarchy for the sexism inherent in the system but…

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

other cards Hillary has or had:

This was an incredible article. These are the things I return to this website for, thank you

How’s Leo DiCaprio supposed to find his girlfriends without having a catalogue to choose from?

You know what has been bugging me for a month?