- Still doing the tongue thing? K.

The only reason I know who this is is because I watch music videos every moring while I’m eating oatmeal (shut up). Bottom line, her label must have invested some serious coin in her, because severla years ago (like, 4) they released the video for “Domino.” It got no traction, she did a few collabos w/ Minaj and…

So are you saying my pun was fishy?

For being so nice he gave the place his Seal of approval on Yelp.

It’s what my debate coach said, when greeting us on the first day. Given the research-intensive footing of lawyering vs. debate, which is virtually all about thinking on your feet, sometimes debate people are deluded into thinking rhetorical firepower is all there is to the legal profession, when it’s about 5% of it,…

Listen, I don’t think all people who dislike Clinton and/or prefer Sanders are misogynists. Hardly.

Isn’t it snowing like a motherfucker in NH today? It’s a pants day.

So I’m in on the joke enough to know it’s okay that I don’t know these two, but what I’m not sure about is if they’re the same people I didn’t know before, or different ones? I can’t really tell?

Bobby, I’m familiar with all the words you use here, just not in this particular order.

You may take a clean spoon and dribble more dip upon your dirty chip, NEXT QUESTION

As in "rotate?" Hmm. But then the part of the chip where your fingers were gets in the bowl. I vote No. I like to spoon a big portion onto my own little plate.

Someone ignorant once told me the ideal weight for women is around 100 lbs. I’m 5'11" ish - even after my body decomposes I don’t think I’ll reach 100 lbs. Good thing he capped the height at 5'7" or he might have some malnourished female DJs on his hands...

This totally jumped out to me! It's so funny that men like this never have any idea what weights actually look like.

I will never understand how guys have such a skewed perception of what women weigh, never. Are our insides supposed to be made of marshmallows or something?

“Please don’t have your reps contact me, because I like to be able to lowball you directly. I find it’s easier to be manipulative and scummy that way.”

“Some of my favorite DJs are female!...including this chick whose name I don’t even know.”

I especially like the height requirement too. WOMEN OVER/UNDER THIS HEIGHT ARE NOT HOT BY DEFINITION.

I totally saw a woman in Congress once, so sexism is not a thing.

I’m so happy equality for ladies has progressed so far we have no need of a token like a president who is a woman. Why would we? There are 6 governors, 20 senators, 84 representatives, and 3 Supreme Court justices. We should be all set! 30% representation is really the max we should expect.

“While we haven’t had a female president, I don’t think anyone sees it as all too mind blowing”