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The last season of The Simpsons should just be one ridiculously long couch gag that's mesmerizing, terrifying, devoid of plot and inspiring.

Binge-watched They Came Together on Netflix and discovered that I'm now equally obsessed with Peter Ivers and the new Moroder/Sia jam

The whole 75% of royalties is nice, but how much money per stream is mostly what I'd like to know about Tidal.

The only problem I have with these movies is their lack of development with Ja Rule's character after he screams "Ménage!"

He must've been a big Leno fan

Radiohead have made a career out of creating terrific albums with at least one shit-song on each one. I'd have to agree with Guy that "The National Anthem" is pretty annoying

Ken Marino 2016. I would love to get him the White House. We could build a Soup 'R Crackers across the street!

But it can't just broadly be porn; program it to really like Passion-porn.

"Am I Right?"

#tru

I would program it to occasionally misconstrue a high-five for a handshake/fist bump and it would momentarily feel terrible about screwing that up.

Yeah people probably would've gone that route, but I think he would fill Stewart's shoes well. And true, I think Madrigal has been getting his movie roles in, but he was definitely on last fall quite a bit. Maybe he was too expensive for CC

I really think Al Madrigal or Jordan Klepper would've been the best successors. I understand they wanted someone affordable, but the aforementioned are just better comedians, and have already proven their satire-skills. Trevor Noah's two segments on the Daily Show were pretty awful.

Simon Amstell and Dan Clark are the two Brit comics I'd love to see get more attention. "This is what I think of you" (grabs crotch)
"You think of me small penis?"

"an era when traditional rock all but disappeared, and music splintered into subgenres"
No offense to 90s rockers, but UK Indie, the 80s American Underground and Hardcore did this in the 80s too. And though Roots Rock was a popular thing in the 80s, it was arguably at its most popular in the 90s. Also Power Pop was

As a Chicagoan with friends who have relocated to LA, it also seems that people in LA don't judge where you're from as harshly. In Chicago, if you live in Chicago but you're from the suburbs or anywhere else, you truly aren't shit, and you will be reminded of it. Which I guess comes with territory, but as much of a

The acclaim that Taylor Swift universally receives, always makes me feel like it's part of some big Josie & The Pussycats-esque corporate hypnosis project.

They should just keep it the same, then in the second season, introduce Amy Sedaris to the cast to make it go from a very predictable reality show to a strange, cringe-inducing yet hilarious twisted-reality dramedy.

"Uhm, yeah hi, stupid question…what's a book?"

Converge is interesting, but not a single C-band were as consistent as The Clientele were in the 00s.