there are few things I hate more than getting flavored coffee at a restaurant or as a gift. If it is caramel or a sweet flavor they taste like crap unless you load them with so much cream and sugar that you can’t taste the coffee, only the flavor. Where i work we have a line of Hot cocoa mixes, so we have Keurigs…

just send them to Starbucks, all the burnt coffee you can stomach.

He also realized that if he paid his employees enough money to buy the cars they built, he got the money back.

Well, Coke probably loves making money without spending any. Wait for the lawsuit stating that a governmental body punished them for invoking their 1st Amendment rights to free speech. Worth untold sums and establishes the Republicans as fascists officially.

They can’t be, he’s a brown car, not a white one. Wait a minute, does that mean Larry the cable guy was in Blackface? That would make him their hero.

Maybe he’s been neutered, my dog looked the same way after he had his balls removed.

I guess this means this New Republican Party needs a new slogan. How about

So, if corporations are people, does that mean any corporation in Texas can’t close a company that existed for more than 6 weeks as that would be an abortion of the business?

If the room is dark, don’t forget to light a candle because a lightbulb can get very hot.

in 2018 I got a custom order Ford Fusion Energi from a dealer in Chicagoland. Here’s the rub, I didn’t order it. The person who ordered it didn’t want the nav system and self parking. It arrived around 8 months after he ordered it, and surprisingly he bought a different car and cancelled his order. My benefit is the…

Mental Gymnastics is not This is not gymnastics, gymnastics requires skills and competence. One may say it is her stream of consciousness, but that would require movement and advancement in her thoughts. This is more of a puddle of consciousness, something’s there and it isn’t productive.

Not to be Commander Buzzkill, but you got lucky. Nathans Hot Dogs are made with sorbitol which does not char. Cheap hot dogs use copious amounts of dextrose and corn syrup which char at a lower temperature, so if you throw one of those on a properly hot grill they will be the charred toothpicks you described from your…

It makes me cry thinking that Luther, his anger translator wasn’t real.

I went to the drug store the other day, the clerk asked “May I help you?” I said can you show me where the talcum powder is? the clerk said “Walk this way.” I replied “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need the talcum powder”

The question is Who’s morality? There are hundreds of religions in this country and each has it varying views on abortion. Should any of the conservative religious asswipes mention God, Christianity or even religion in general, they should be sued for violating the separation of church and state. In treaties, the US…

I always thought these would look nice under a driver side window on a door, maybe with a red X over each figure, like a WW2 fighter pilot.

That’s Hedley!

Don’t mistake Hot Dog stand Polish from Vienna with real Polish sausage. Vienna Polish are all beef garlic bombs with hot dog seasoning, if you go to any of the many great Polish delis in Chicago the sausage is classic and all pork and garlic with a hint of marjoram, coriander and pepper. Personally speaking, and…

making soft serve is similar to ice cream. the stabilizers are different so it doesn’t save well. same day consumption or it turns to a block of ice.

You are wrong. When Lindsey says it proves it is not systemic racism he’s right. It is his inherent racism that he and his cronies espouse. The system that works around them isn’t racist, the system they dream of is. They are dreaming for the day they can make it systemic.