Well, funny thing, if you went to McDonald’s in the 60's and 70's you got a paper straw with your milkshake, so anyone who ate at McDonalds in that time period, His mother for example, would have that experience which makes it not a joke but an observation of historical fact and therefore can’t be funny. Which shows…

Timmy! and The Lords of the Underworld deserved it more than Phil Collins.

yes, the US interment camps were a horrible occurrence, a perversion of American patriotism, and raw ethnic hatred, but they pale in comparison to the Nazi camps. The Nazi camps were set up for slave labor at best, extermination points of the “Genetically impure”, social non conformists the physically and mentally…

Did he specify which one? After all, even his God acknowledges other Gods exist.

Doesn’t Lindell fit both descriptions?

Well, you illustrate the point better. Nazism is a right wing phenomenon. Socialism is left wing, and when you look at the socialist governments of Scandinavia, they strive for equality for all, social services to benefit all, while the American right hides behind a façade of religion while supporting the concept from …

if it leads to me being immortal go for it. I may not be remembered,  but my words will live on.

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

Be mad for .a reason, these things think that caucus is plural of Caucasian

Wrong, they wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

I work for the company that makes the mix. The citrus flavors are better than the pineapple, mango is also very good. Cherry has a cough syrup vibe and watermelon just isn’t my idea of an ice cream flavor. It fun when we do the annual new flavor development tests, a few weeks of daily soft serve eating. We also do a…

Next we will see him try to put a positive spin on this. “See everyone, i CAN get lucky with a $50 bill taped to my forehead.

Threesome?

Sorry, the armpit is usually a foot or two above the wang, maybe it’s America’s Taint

Anyone who shaves his head is out of the running. Shaving your head means you are ashamed of your hair, or don’t want people to know you are balding. This means you are insecure, or ashamed of how you naturally look, and therefore not sexy.

You are talking to the US you realize. And in the words of George Carlin, “when you think how stupid the average American is, remember half of the country is dumber than him”

Yeah, a $5 dollar off coupon for me, $1,000,000 for the lawyers.

Aren’t two space cadets the same as 1 astronaut?

OK, so Q anon doesn’t exist because it has no website. That gives me questions.

None of you understand how Catholic schools work. Let’s say there are 350 families in the school. Then you have a girl scout program, cub scouts, student sports and other extracurricular activities, plus adults watching the rooms when teachers have lunch and maybe a weekly Bingo hall to raise funds (if you are a poor…