As an older white guy, it’s not a physical without a prostate exam. Specifically I would recommend a prostate ultrasound. It is done with a ultrasound wand, so the Doctor has a greater degree of protection, and it has the bonus of sticking something like the handle of a baseball bat up Trumps ass. It isn’t pleasant,…

The issue is the rubber seals getting damaged or bent where the vacuum may not be intact. Then you have the potential for yeast and mold growth or Staph or other bacteria if it is not a high acid, low pH canning.

They could take the Ferry from Ludington to Wisconsin, that way they can save gas to make more Molitov cocktails. Then theirs the bonus of being able to brag about having a naval division.

Traitors, they are planning to overthrow the legitimate government of the state, to start. Their plans were to be conquerors. Drawing and quartering is the proper reward for their efforts. 

When he goes home after showering with the other guys, you know what he does to the vacuums. But as long as its consensual its OK.

And, if they cite Trump’s rhetoric as a guiding principal in their plans, the State of Michigan should begin criminal charges for inciting the criminal acts and then impeach him for violating the constitution and the State of Michigan’s rights.

Yes, it was a prop to show the support the environment.

No, that would embarrass Pence> The real He men in the Secret Service would shoot if off his head with their 9mm.

At this point he wants to be blown out. That plays into his narrative of millions of illegal votes to overturn the legitimate results of the election. This isn’t 4 dimensional chess this is simple checkers. Create the narrative, influence the results and feed the conspiracy theories.

If it’s just regular male commenters, I’ll need to wait a day or two, fiber intake has been down recently. When the laxatives kick in, I’ll be back.

My wife has a cousin who is one of these Trump supporters, but only if you take nice to mean she only likes white people, is a narrow minded, whining asshole who doesn’t believe people need or deserve government help (unless it is her) and still blames Obama if her Social security increase isn’t as big as she thinks…

Well, it’s like n the old war movies, the hero in an unwinnable position tells his buddies I’m not going out alone, I’m taking as many of them as I can with me!” They aren’t smart enough to realize that they aren’t his buddies, they are them.

Even Supernatural says Chuck is a prick.

So, you’re saying it’s a Circle Jerk?

The sequel is never as good as the original

But they’re calling Anthony Atamanuik the guy from Comedy central”s The President Show as we speak.

Gremlins is a Christmas movie, save it for the right holiday. Start the morning with Lethal Weapon, go to Die Hard 1, then 2 then Gremlins, great Christmas movie list for the kids, Maybe throw in Life of Brain for the Manger scene.

Yes but KFC has over processed chicken that chews like an eraser on the end of a pencil. Their products flavor has degraded over the decades so it no longer tastes good. A company I worked for in the past did their breading for decades. When you looked back you saw how much it was cheapened and how much flavor they…

There is Wienerschnitzle and their signature Chili dog, mostly on the West coast but they also get to Illinois

Picture them in the soundproof booths. The split screen would be hilarious, Trump waving, gesticulating and moving his lips with no sound as he tries to break in would be so humorous.