I think the best answer is to get Bill Murray to moderate as Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters. We wire their testicles to a car battery and every interruptions gets the switch flipped. 

I thought they were still blocking cocaine, heroin and marijuana. Those come from foreign countries, but they aren’t any cheaper. Maybe he did lie.

I propose the ability to cut off someone’s mic if they keep breaking the rules. Or a catapult that will yeet Trump off the stage. Either one works for me, a humble debate viewer.

Which is better, a Legion of Lesions or a plethora of pinatas?

Climbing stairs like Bill Bojangles Robinson in the Shirley Temple movies, That’s while we’ll never get to the top again.

How about still getting their magazines and catalogues 15 years after they left? I went to change lighting fixtures when we bought the house, none of the ones I replaced used the screws that came with the fixtures. I was unscrewing wood screws, sheet metal screws, anything other than the ones designed to go in the…

And then he becomes Poor White Trash living in Public Housing.

No, the more traditional wines are drunk in the same brown paper ag they were delivered to you in. A brick in brown paper, or maybe MD 2020 is the ultimate connoisseur experience. But Taco bell needs a malty flavor to compliment it, something gentle like Colt 35 or Olde English 800 (the Mad dog 2020 of beer)

I’m bald, I can’t do a clip on. Would a baseball cap with attached ponytail work? A lot of times recipes don’t improve with substitutions.

You forgot one. “The Cooking Show Psycho”. They can’t boil water but spend every hour they are free watching whatever trendy food show is on or reading food blogs so they can tell you how Kenji, or Alton, or Guy or the Pioneer Woman would do what you are doing. My general reply is they’re not here, so shut up and…

“Low-risk groups getting the infection is not a problem.”

I don’t think that word means what you think

I was going to sign up but my bone spurs are acting up.

Well, I’m no conservative so my views may be a little different. I view it as how do you determine greatness? My view is you do not achieve true success or greatness until you allow or teach someone to exceed what you have accomplished. No conservative can ever achieve true greatness as allowing people to exceed your…

Wasps have never been good at Real History.

Trump proves otherwise. Unless he is the exception that proves the rule. Failure isn’t success training, Learning from failure is success training, Trump just fails bigger., HE DOESN’T LEARN.

Officers! they’re looting the Food Lion!

Smell isn’t the whole story, salmonella and camphylobacter and staph will hurt you without a tell tale smell. Also, if the chicken is vacuum packaged it can pick up a funky aroma unrelated to spoilage. Basically the best way to tell is the tattoos. That’s why they sell so much skinless chicken, so you don’t see the…

Most likely that is an abscess. A nice pocket of bacteria, complain to the brand, They may send you coupons for more diseased chicken parts.  USDA procedure is supposed to catch things like that before they leave the plant. This is fairly common in pork Jowls, they have to be slashed to be inspected for abscesses to…

None of these are usable for induction, so my vote goes to Ikea. I have had two small pans of theirs for about 5 years now and though they have a few knicks from my wife using a fork on them, they still work well. And as they are made for the European market they are all induction capable. Another point is they are…

None of these are usable for induction, so my vote goes to Ikea. I have had two small pans of theirs for about 5…