Obviously he was at one of those all inclusive resorts, you know the ones where the staff is black and the customers are white.

I gave up making French toast years ago due to a horrible accident. I was making French toast after my daughter had a sleepover for her friends, as i was making the second batch my tongue got caught in the toaster. It was so embarrassing.

PETA would be after you for animal cruelty, sharks are cold blooded and couldn’t handle all of the cholesterol.

It’s all just simple jealousy. Sharks have been successful predators for hundreds of millions of years, Trump is an unsuccessful predator who turns everything he touches to failure.

they need the “e” to make it rhyme

Armour Eckrich used to make a dried Chorizo for the Caribbean that was canned in lard to prevent it from going rancid, that would get you the greasiness. They were making it the last time i visited the plant and it was the same recipe used at Swift and Company in the 70's.  It may be able to be found online. It used…

I have heard that the skin, leaves and core of pineapples contain substances which prevent you from getting Covid. However, if you eat the pineapple the digestive products in your system break down the protective ingredients. So, you have to take it anally. It does have to be inserted whole to get the proper ratio, I…

But which type of chorizo? Mexican mushy or Caribbean dried? Mexican has a wider variety of flav0r profiles, but is invariably greasy, Caribbean dried is simpler, paprika and garlic, not much heat and pretty greasy as well. There is an abomination that some processors call Chorizo which is basically a paprika and…

Have you ever read the label on pepperoni? This reads more like the ingredient statement for pet food. Real pepperoni is only salt, dextrose or sugar, spices, which may include paprika, garlic of some sort and a cure either natural or chemical. Go with the chemical cure (Sodium Nitrite), because there is a lot of good…

Let’s get to the basics. Where is his birth certificate? How do we know he was born in the country? All we have is his word, and we know what that’s worth. Think about it, he says his father was born in Germany, so he is impersonating the real Donald Trump because Trump’s father was born in the United states from an…

Well, another option is available. When my brother graduated law school they told him that there were more Lawyers than work for lawyers. So, since my brother died, does anyone know any bored lawyer who would want to sue Donny for discrimination based on political party for some billions of dollars. We could cut him…

If there are Covid restrictions on having an audience there won’t be a debate because he can’t be alone with a woman because of urges. He might have to bring Mother along.

That’s White Jesus, the Jewish Jesus is a minority, and they know his kind run the world.

When my wife and I were starting out we were Poorish. We could get a used car, but with us both working and with kids we realized, from watching our friends, that used cars were a crap shoot buying something a couple of years old was cheaper on paper, but unexpected repairs were a risk. We shopped for cars by deciding…

I think it goes along the lines of what I will say based on my experience. In the plants I have worked in, black employees treated each other as peers and equals, they share a common history and have a common cultural identity. Opinions can beliefs can differ, disagreements occur, but as a group, the common ground…

No, its like they view sex, They’re telling Dicky, it takes forever for you to get loaded and shoot your wad, I can get it done quicker with my gun.

You really don’t think they were dumb enough to give him a loaded gun? Besides, he only shoots his friends, and even then it was a shotgun and couldn’t finish the job.

According to the Evangelicals, the 10 commandments are the words of God himself. So, the first commandment is: ”I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other Gods Before me.”

Being a person who longer is a member of organized religion, I would recommend she go to every church in the area to take videos of any student taking communion. Once they drink the wine they are subject to expulsion, and if they are not she can file a multimillion dollar discrimination lawsuit.

What I have always found fun is screwing with popular music and making it a new Genre. The first time I heard Weird Al play the Hot Rocks Polka, a medley of the Rolling Stone’s Hot Rocks album I was hooked. Last week I subjected a musician friend to a Mariachi version of Crazy Train by Metalachi. It scarred him for…