doing the deep dive into an ethnic cookbook could really simplify the task. My grandmother, off the boat from Finland made the best cinnamon rolls. One of her daughters worked in a bakery in town. She tried for years to make her mother’s cinnamon rolls and never could do it, the flavor never was the same. The recipe…

A good bet for the cheap beef is chuck roast. it usually has the three characteristics, tough, cheap and fatty. Most of it goes to hamburger as it is about 430% fat and has lot of connective tissue. That connective tissue goves you the  gooey thick gelatinous cooking juices which make a great gravy.

Boy, you sure make it sound better than the state of the art. Having worked in the processed meats industry for the last 40years, what the words you said had a different meaning. Skeletal meat when the regulations were written meant beef and pork. Now most bologna is made with 60-70% of the product being mechanically…

The other key is the amount of oil. It may sound like I’m stupid, well I am, but when you have a quart of oil in a saucepan and add 8 oz. of batter for a funnel cake, the temperature drops rapidly, and the product browns less and takes longer to cook than the same 8 oz. dropped in 5 gallons of hot oil, the heat…

Remy Labesque, a Los Angeles–based industrial engineer

And while we’re at it, lets scratch that insulated wire behind the wall and replace it with shiny copper wire wrapped around green glass insulators to bring the power in,

And if you lived in Chicago in the 80's, you will remember the Jewel Dairy disaster. Jewel had their own dairy plant and processed meat plant in Melrose Park, IL. A drive to keep down costs led to delayed maintenance and the sickening of thousands and a few deaths when a faulty valve let unpasteurized milk leak into…

She truly is one anomg many

Speaking as a Chicagoan, President Trump please parachute the DHS agents in. It will be a very impressive sight, and instead of having a lame name like Obama’s Jade Helm, which was fake news, we can call it operation Golden Shower so we will all remember your invasion.

Consider this viewpoint> There is a subset of humans called exhibitionists. They get their jollies being naked in public. What better way to do this without major consequences than show up at a rally buck naked and be cheered and protected by the protesters, and having the cops afraid to touch you because Marks from…

Let me see if I have the process right.

But it’s renewable energy.

His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.

My grandma didn’t call them tweets they were toots. Either way with 2 cans of beans they probably stink.

Then, I assume you didn’t see Weird Al’s Hamilton Video.

If you want to keep it real simple, replace the Native American with a shelled fried skin on peanut. These were called Redskins and the team owners have been goobers (another old term for peanuts) about the whole thing so twice as fitting.

Yeah, they could put a Hammer and Sycle on the helmet. 

Yes, but now he thinks it’s an island instead of America’s wang.

I was told by a Texan, ”It don’t matter if you’re going to Heaven or Hell, you still got to change planes at DFW.”

One of the reasons factory farming of animals became so popular is the control of the animal. As an example, Popeye’s new chicken sandwich. To get the same size chicken breast for 4 million sandwiches, you need 2 million chickens at the same weight to get them. Unless you contr0l the age, breed and diet of what you…