No, its like they view sex, They’re telling Dicky, it takes forever for you to get loaded and shoot your wad, I can get it done quicker with my gun.

You really don’t think they were dumb enough to give him a loaded gun? Besides, he only shoots his friends, and even then it was a shotgun and couldn’t finish the job.

According to the Evangelicals, the 10 commandments are the words of God himself. So, the first commandment is: ”I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other Gods Before me.”

Being a person who longer is a member of organized religion, I would recommend she go to every church in the area to take videos of any student taking communion. Once they drink the wine they are subject to expulsion, and if they are not she can file a multimillion dollar discrimination lawsuit.

What I have always found fun is screwing with popular music and making it a new Genre. The first time I heard Weird Al play the Hot Rocks Polka, a medley of the Rolling Stone’s Hot Rocks album I was hooked. Last week I subjected a musician friend to a Mariachi version of Crazy Train by Metalachi. It scarred him for…

doing the deep dive into an ethnic cookbook could really simplify the task. My grandmother, off the boat from Finland made the best cinnamon rolls. One of her daughters worked in a bakery in town. She tried for years to make her mother’s cinnamon rolls and never could do it, the flavor never was the same. The recipe…

A good bet for the cheap beef is chuck roast. it usually has the three characteristics, tough, cheap and fatty. Most of it goes to hamburger as it is about 430% fat and has lot of connective tissue. That connective tissue goves you the  gooey thick gelatinous cooking juices which make a great gravy.

Boy, you sure make it sound better than the state of the art. Having worked in the processed meats industry for the last 40years, what the words you said had a different meaning. Skeletal meat when the regulations were written meant beef and pork. Now most bologna is made with 60-70% of the product being mechanically…

The other key is the amount of oil. It may sound like I’m stupid, well I am, but when you have a quart of oil in a saucepan and add 8 oz. of batter for a funnel cake, the temperature drops rapidly, and the product browns less and takes longer to cook than the same 8 oz. dropped in 5 gallons of hot oil, the heat…

Remy Labesque, a Los Angeles–based industrial engineer

And while we’re at it, lets scratch that insulated wire behind the wall and replace it with shiny copper wire wrapped around green glass insulators to bring the power in,

And if you lived in Chicago in the 80's, you will remember the Jewel Dairy disaster. Jewel had their own dairy plant and processed meat plant in Melrose Park, IL. A drive to keep down costs led to delayed maintenance and the sickening of thousands and a few deaths when a faulty valve let unpasteurized milk leak into…

She truly is one anomg many

Speaking as a Chicagoan, President Trump please parachute the DHS agents in. It will be a very impressive sight, and instead of having a lame name like Obama’s Jade Helm, which was fake news, we can call it operation Golden Shower so we will all remember your invasion.

Consider this viewpoint> There is a subset of humans called exhibitionists. They get their jollies being naked in public. What better way to do this without major consequences than show up at a rally buck naked and be cheered and protected by the protesters, and having the cops afraid to touch you because Marks from…

Let me see if I have the process right.

But it’s renewable energy.

His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.

My grandma didn’t call them tweets they were toots. Either way with 2 cans of beans they probably stink.

Why? Because we all know people with more money than brains.