Then, I assume you didn’t see Weird Al’s Hamilton Video.

If you want to keep it real simple, replace the Native American with a shelled fried skin on peanut. These were called Redskins and the team owners have been goobers (another old term for peanuts) about the whole thing so twice as fitting.

Yeah, they could put a Hammer and Sycle on the helmet. 

Yes, but now he thinks it’s an island instead of America’s wang.

I was told by a Texan, ”It don’t matter if you’re going to Heaven or Hell, you still got to change planes at DFW.”

One of the reasons factory farming of animals became so popular is the control of the animal. As an example, Popeye’s new chicken sandwich. To get the same size chicken breast for 4 million sandwiches, you need 2 million chickens at the same weight to get them. Unless you contr0l the age, breed and diet of what you…

We named a dog Basil. One day the Biker neighbor and I were talking and he thought it was great that we had the balls to name a dog asshole. Harley riding ruined his hearing I guess.

It says “In GGd We Trust”, but never says which one. Perhaps we are looking to the wrong one. Maybe Bacchus would be a better choice, Loki seems more likely, because if God put Trump in the White house, Loki the trickster sure seems to be the one to do it.

I went with a friend to see it when it came out in the theater, we worked as assistant managers at different Pier 1"s we cheered when the store was trashed in the movie.

I worked for Pier 1 in the 70's, I miss the aroma. You walked in and were assaulted with a strong cinnamon aroma from the 12 bags of San Fransisco Bay Brand cinnamon spice tea that were in the middle of our 6000 square foot store. I was part of an experiment, a 1000 square foot Tropical fish department which they…

The box is flat, i suspect child abuse

I feel sorry for you having to live off retail spices. Some of the staples I skim from work are Roasted onion and garlic powders or granules. Those give a wonderful caramelized flavor. Hydrolyzed proteins to give hearty roasted flavors to anything, modified starches to give a variety of textures, and specific granulati…

My biggest problem is the statement you lose a ton of money once you drive it off the lot. Shit, recently the shortest time I’ve owned a new car for is 10 years. Loss of value only matters if you are going to change your mind every couple of years. My son got sold the buy used concept from my Brother in law (who sold…

A few companies I have worked for did back ups every few months coinciding with Windows updates, so they already have your personal items you put on your device. Another disabled local saving and everything saved went to corporate cloud servers, you were compromised the moment you saved anything personal. So, if you…

I will agree, somewhat. There is a thing called swine sex odor, boars and heavy . sows sex hormones can be tasted by about 5-10% of humans. When I smell meat cooking from these animals has an acrid aroma, to me, others don’t notice it. The flavor is horrible to me, a horrible off taste, un noticed by most.. Much of…

The only thing important is the melting and setting point of the oil. Certain fractions of Palm oil or clarified butter should work as well. You could even try beef tallow or lard. the key is having a melting point below body temperature, otherwise the coating will have a waxy texture. Liquid oil won’t work it has to…

Holy Fuck! that includes me and my kids. Well maybe not our ancestors were white.

It’s nice he has found a role outside of the White House. How else would we know which POS companies and products we shouldn’t patronize.

That’s the problem with family. Equally annoying is the after party clean up where you find a half dozen cans of partially drunk beverages and you know its all from the same person who forget where they laid down their drink. 

and they are hardworking and reliable. I wouldn’t even call him an asshole, my life would be miserable without my asshole, without Donny it would be better.