In his defense, the Vikings would rather not be dealing with Chris Kluwe right now, though Sam probably wouldn't sue if he got cut this year.

The misspelled legal minimum by spelling it industry standard.

There would have been a 3rd movie if part 2 was good, but it was bad. People will try and try to convince you Ghostbusters II was good but then there would have been a greater market for a third.

It was the one by Sign of the Whale, fairly long but not Wheaton.

I was smiling when I stepped around him but I stifled laughter/shit talking. I'm sure some others gave that back to him.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.

Only three fatalities would make it successful public works in Qatar.

Of course Chipotle beats Qboda - Chipotle vs California Tortilla is the burrito smackdown we all deserve.

I took a Greyhound through Mississippi on the way to Mardi Gras and the whole place is like a third world country. The souf is a sad scary place.

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DO YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WITH YO DATES?

When the Duggars miscarry I think that's proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and listens to my prayers

Clear eyes, full hearts OH NO THE BLEACHERS!

ESPN First Take and NBC programming go together like Kevin James and Adam Sandler movies.

Same month we lost the oldest living NFL player at 41.

I couldn't wait for his open after Bin Laden was killed and he didn't disappoint. "Questions remain about Obama's birth certificate - how does this affect Trump 2012?"

Move Sawyer down 2 spots and Michael down 60 spots and it's perfect

lol he can't kick

Well at least he showed in the best shape of Chris Farley's life.

Poor Tink Tink. He kills someone and people won't immediately let him get on with his life.