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The last 2, 3 seasons of The Office would make me sad that I spend 22 minutes on these eps, the aborted Dwight spin off in particular. Didn't care for Helix or The Killing either but at least I had the will to quit those after the 1st season.

There would have been a 3rd movie if part 2 was good, but it was bad. People will try and try to convince you Ghostbusters II was good but then there would have been a greater market for a third.

Give me Picard, female Starbuck, the hooker from Firefly, and 10 of this guy and all our episodes would like 6 minutes we'd be so unbeatable.

It was the one by Sign of the Whale, fairly long but not Wheaton.

I was smiling when I stepped around him but I stifled laughter/shit talking. I'm sure some others gave that back to him.

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.

It's a big universe and you're not

Only three fatalities would make it successful public works in Qatar.

Of course Chipotle beats Qboda - Chipotle vs California Tortilla is the burrito smackdown we all deserve.

I took a Greyhound through Mississippi on the way to Mardi Gras and the whole place is like a third world country. The souf is a sad scary place.

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Even Chad Michael Murray is unsurprised God doesn't want him.

High Fidelity somehow puts me to sleep every time

DO YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WITH YO DATES?

How can you send Kyle Reese back in time to impregnate your mom? If he hadn't been sent back in time John Connor wouldn't be born so he couldn't send him back in time.

When the Duggars miscarry I think that's proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and listens to my prayers

Clear eyes, full hearts OH NO THE BLEACHERS!

Red Tornado/Vision: Both started bad and had existential crises, both are solid teammates with the big club and haven't been ruined by cosplay (I'm looking at you Deadpool)

#TheOzarks