When Spade sold his soul to Satan, he knew exactly what he wanted.

“...no, not good looks, wealth, charm. No, not the respect of my peers, not the lamentation of my enemies... broads, gimme broads, lotsa broads”

Reminds me of blind Eli Rubin (Zachary Quinto) being kissed by Jacqueline (Jane Krakaowski) in the last episode of Kimmy Schmidt:

When Spade sold his soul to Satan, he knew exactly what he wanted.

You should look at David Spade’s dating history.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

I did a 6 year loan at 0%. Can't really beat that

Big trucks are a nuisance to other drivers in ways that a basic Corolla, or a sports car, or a luxury sedan are not. Idgaf about anybody’s truck when it’s parked in their driveway or cruising on a wide-open highway. It does annoy me when I can’t find a street parking spot because of the extra length of trucks parked…

I live in Alberta and honestly that house is an extremely good price, it’s biggest down fall is that is in Millarville which is a new town for rich people that literally doesn’t have phone service. Its just not selling because Albertas economy isn’t the best right now so people aren’t buying houses that are one hour…

You are making the false assumption that the entries will even be read. The winner is always predetermined. It will be a friend or relative of the seller. Seller collects $25 from 68,000 people totaling ~$1.7mil, and the predetermined winner gets a free house, or whatever terms the seller and real buyer agreed on…

Well, I’m out since the letters are going to be voted on via social media (after first pass) and I know my sob story isn’t good enough.

And there are millions just like her. Clueless as fuck.

If the house has been on the market for a while for $1.7 million, and it hasn’t sold, it’s not a $1.7 million house.

What kills me is how the State will actively go out of its way to make life harder for you. I got a dumb speeding ticket for $400 so i show up court to see if there something I can do to have it reduced. First off the only people who show up to traffic court are the niave who think they’ll argue their way out of it…

Remember the days when we ate from trees, hunted and had time for sex? Then some dower assholes from Europe came with their buckled shoes and disease filled clothes and introduced “civilized” society - with property lines, taxes and abstinence.

I could have used this service back in 95 when I took my kids to see that God-awful Power Rangers movie.

You obviously missed the reach around. Where she visibly reacted uncomfortably. Seems you only saw what you wanted to see or missed it.

Pedophilia.

The comments about liking her breasts against his chest are skeevy. I don’t care who you are, commenting in front of an audience about on how turned on you are by the feel of another person’s body is gross. Doubly so when the other person is a teenager.

A 31 year old guy giving a 14 year old girl “relationship advice “ is the very acme of predatory behavior. But then, the entire entertainment industry is full of perverts and creeps.

Yeah and he dated a teenage model pretty recently (this summer? two years ago? who knows anymore) so I’d classify this as “it’s shocking but I’m not shocked.”