I’m trying to figure out what “principles” are involved here and how making the DMV count thousands of pennies and causing delays for all customers behind him help defend these principles.

If I were the DMV, I’d put his registration on hold for being 3 pennies short and tell him to come back to pay the three cents.

“The theory suggests that hopefully we will all benefit from this because municipalities may think of how difficult this situation was before they engage in the same behavior again.”

Alfa Romeo Stelvio

Aren’t those toilet paper roller thingies easily replaceable? $3 at BB&B:

So it’s a Rogue and Rogue Plus?

I vote: CP!!

The cup is rigged to make a small explosion as if the bullet has struck it. This small explosion probably knocked out his teeth.

He couldn’t stem the tide of the Houston pass rushes.

Your statement doesn’t really hold up.

Wait, I thought they DID agree?

Does this Caddy have the fart-disperser sensors and fans built into the seats?

Yep. You’d have to pay someone to take it off your hands.

Debbie Ryan, have you seen “The Sixth Sense”?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

How do you “fuck-proof” a bathroom stall?

“This Video Of A Cop Pulling Over Another Cop For Suspected Drunk Driving Is So Painful To Watch”

If I had talking genital warts I’d be on Dr Oz.

Let the broken window be the fine and call it even.

Oh wow, this will be perfect to mount in my lambo’d Civic Si... should add another 20 HP.