It would have to be a pretty big douchetwat since that boombox weighs 116lbs. Maybe he’ll find a way to mount it in his car.

Thanks. I’ll put a sign on my victim’s lifeless body next time I transport it so the authorities wouldn’t be alerted. Mwahahahahah

“carry your mannequin better”?

Would you steak your reputation on it?

Right. Because anything short of 100% is a complete failure?

“Any coincidence that the CEO of the research firm is Japanese and the list is comprised mostly of Japanese cars?”

The problem can easily be solved by issuing mechanic’s creepers to airport security personnel so they won’t throw out their backs in situations like this.

You’re seriously underrating a good bowel movement.

Makes me want to go hit a BMW i3!

We’re not flirting, we’re f-cking.

Hmmmm... I’ve heard that at the end of every bar argument :

They let you do it if you’re a Prince.

Isn’t that an old Volvo?

You just have to pipe in on this, didn’t you?

That’s all fine and good,sir, except this specimen isn’t a real Cimarron.

“Losers? no, we’re not Trump supporters.”

I want to hear what the judges have to say about that answer, Alex.

It’s so confusing, a Mazda 3 can have 3,4, or 5 doors ... Why isn’t it named the Mazda 345? Not to mention the 3-door Mazda 2.

Well, what do YOU drive and have you questioned why it’s named that way?

Because there’s no Civic, Corolla, Sonata, etc wagon.