I don’t see a beautiful coed in this Saab. Perhaps an odd-looking hairy armpitted hippy with nice tetas, maybe.

The interior indicates America didn’t pull out in time neither.

$4800 for this lack of cum feature sounds expensive.

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

My cash spoke and it told me not to put it up for adoption.

I suppose it’s the Lear jet vs “Leer jet”... although I’m not sure who’ll be leering at whom.

How do you know noone has called you an asshat BMW driver?

With so much details about your amazing transaction with Beepi, I can’t possibly imagine that would be true.