Tonight the part of Matt Damon will be played by…Matt Damon

"But that Gordon Ramsay gets two snaps up! Don't get mad…."

I prefer Dos Caminos

he's so serious

all of them if they don't want an ass-whooping

I want Die Hard on a toaster!

and yet it contains absolutely zero pirate humor!

that sounds like a sesame street song. Die hard on a bus: the honkie duckie dinger jamboree

oh i wish that were the case. sadly, that's a pic from North, a bigger p.o.s than any bad die hard sequel

good thing, existing was getting pretty weird

does he say "bang bang" or "pew pew pew" while doing so?

HI!

Tywin Lannister?

*drives off in hoopty with Agnes*

are we still doing phrasing?

How to be Joel McHale: smirking, sarcasm, fashionable just-out-of-bed hair and more smirking

You mean chicken tetraZZINI *bugs out eyes*

Aside from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party

Diabeetus?

while taking in a picture show before an ether frolic