Incidentaly, puking is God's way of telling us to purge more heretics!

He just DID IT!

Sure! What if that thing I said?

Hey Mr. Meeseeks, can you help me phrase that in the form of a question?

Hey Mr. Meeseeks, I hear you really love teaching people golf!

Boston and Transportation are never in the same sentence for something positive.

For two minutes

Only if you have permission from the Pretty Prince Of Parties….

Since we're doing puns, Anubis Gods of Egypt movie was going to be bad!

Trust in the media, they will guide you in such matters. They will tell you which celebrity deaths to mourn for weeks, and which ones are not worth more than one Yahoo news post. It is known.

It could be worse. He could bring another McPoyle into this world. Oh the unibrow!

Too complicated for Trump, he usually just sticks to "Sum Ting Wong".

Finding a good pun is like looking for a diamond in the rough

If a family isn't writhing in agony, it's not Oscar-worthy!

Ocean's Infinity

Well that's one thing we've got.

The AV Club: Where an article about Marvel turns the comment section into a Trump forum.

My favorite movie title parody of theirs has always been "A-Crock-O-Blip-Now".

Or Fantastic Snore!

As for Fifty Shades, maybe because the Wayan bros. made a parody of it. Their sense of humor is stuck in the 90's.