"Bernie, waaah"..

Ah Dick van Dyke. For someone who was a fall-down raging alcoholic for years, he seems to have really beaten the odds at 90 and still seeming pretty spry. As for this guy, will he pull of a better Cockney accent than Dyke? That remains to be seen….

Personally, there are things I love about the show and things I don't. I get why people want to remake or modernize what they loved as kids or in the past. Sometimes it works, but when it doesn't it makes me wish people could just enjoy what it was instead of changing it up for another generation.
On a side note, I…

Ah, so he's a Men In Black alien!

Well, I'll be Van Dammed…

"Or KORL!"

The sequel to The Cobbler (that no one asked for): Rob Schneider is….The Peach Cobbler! Rated PG-13.

They talk to you too? I thought I was just hitting the blood of Christ too hard….

Let's Barrie this pun thread right here and now!

No Maine shows! Don't be afraid of our moose Al, come to Maine! It doesn't snow ALL year long!

As a mildly amusing British sitcom character once said: "As long as you have cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?"

"Julia Roberts playing a character who looks like Julia Roberts that pretends to be Julia Roberts" hilarious.
Inception 2: Enter Julia Roberts

I can't wait to fight Feral Ghouls wearing L.L Bean boots, wearing Cool as a Moose T-shirts and followed by a pack of Mirelobstahs!

I'm Hook-ed on pun threads!

If it's adapted into a porno, it'll be titled PANsexual!

I still don't Smee too many people getting into it though….

Will these puns PAN out for a while, or will they just Peter away?

Season 11: A new young agent joins Mulder and Scully. His name is Dib and he's shows them photos of an Irken invader named Zim who's come with his annoying robot to take over the Earth. Scully, ever the skeptic, only sees "a kid with a skin condition". Mulder would believe but Dib annoys him so much that he takes…

It was a hidden track on a Run DMC album, doncha know. Very well hidden, as they were too embarrassed to own up to it…

Enjoy this now, people of America, but never forget….Winter is Trumping….