Arbitrary Comparison
He's like the Neil Hamburger of film critics.

Yeah bro, crack another natty and chill for awhile.

WARRIORS
This all sounds hilariously unscientific for being on the National Geographic channel.

Probably Conqueror, his first LP which is also fantastic.

Terriers didn't have the irresistible ad campaign of Bryan Cranston standing in stained tighty whities brandishing a handgun on all the bus stops in Chicago.

Dog catchers.

I'll keep all of this in mind
when I go in to pitch my show idea, working title of Mystery Solvin' Lovable Loser Cali Stoner Buds.

Some muthafuckas
are always trying to IRSkate uphill.

Bloodrayne features Michael Madsen and Meatloaf swordfighting in mullet fright wigs and Renaissance garb and that is the least of the many delights hidden therein.

I was thinking that the entire time while playing through the level.

This is really sad.
NFL Superpro.

Ten
is my favorite Pearl Jam album as their later, more mellow stuff isn't really my style but I didn't realize that, despite how precious Vedder makes it sound, that it was wailing masturbating cock rock solo city until I played Alive on Rock Band 2, and that sort of gave me a different prism to color my vision of…

This is the thanks I get?
I'm very proud of you for shitting on this despite selling half the front page and all of the back page in the print edition to advertising this abominable looking show.

Biscuits
yo mama don't wear no drawers
because I saw her when she took them off
standin' in the welfare line eatin' swine with her stank behind
you can ask the bitch and she'll tell ya fast
Meth Tical got style with his nasty ass

Romo
Is Romo Lampkin really that hated? I liked having the conniving, noir mick son of a bitch sneaking around the fleet.

The description is accurate enough.

texture maps
I caught this at the AMC East last night and loved it despite being in the second row pit in the direct center with a large jizz stain over the lower right hand part of the screen.

Yeah.
I found the acting of the private investigator character in the demo to be more Shaternian than 'sublime.'

DOOOMSDAY
Good lookin' out on the dual Neil Marshall reference, money.

Dream On
Our forty year national nightmare is over!