You really don’t know much do you? Derby Day was Sunday, Melbourne was Tuesday, Oaks Thursday and Emirates Stakes on Friday plus regular races in between. And they are too busy drinking champagne to bother with shitty redneck bourbon.

Excuse me you piss drinker. The only Australians that drink RTDs are 14 year olds who drink the cheapest stuff available because their older siblings kept the lions share of the money their friends pooled when buying it. The only thing Kentucky Whisky is for is tipping down the sink so it can be refilled with tomato…

Ways to get a Vegemite infection.

Lol, OF COURSE men don’t think of their action figures as dolls, lol. Considering I knew other nine year olds who played with dolls and some who didn’t, it absolutely wasn’t outside of the norm, at least not 30 years ago. I’m guessing that all of these women, who have been little girls and most likely have much more…

I loved the way she looked up at her parent (presumably) with that shit-eating grin when she read the effenheimers. Her face was all like, “I’m swearing! OMG, I’m swearing right now, in front of my dad, and it’s the F-word, and it’s totally fine! OMG!”

It’s as if one can’t be both a little girl and be passionate about her news beat. Would they be so upset if she were a world-class gymnast? Or a precocious violinist? I seriously doubt it. I know it’s the murder aspect but this isn’t even the first dead person she’s reported on. She’s got a good handle on things.

Ah, small towns and their overweening need to shame girls with any kind of ambition... I hope she holds fast to her Fuckitol and has a great life.

Right? Dolls are great! Reporting crime in your neighborhood using good journalistic skills also great! What’s wrong with this pearl-clutcher?

My daughter is 9 and she still plays with dolls. She also likes to build and program robots. I’m cool with her doing both!

Yeah, it would be all, “look what a smart little go-getter Tommy is.”

I had that same thought. If she was a boy, you just know all the comments would be how awesome he is and what a great future he has and what a go-getter he is and blah fucking blah. Get it, Hilde!

But that’s the thing - she’s not TRYING to be a Reporter. She IS a Reporter.

But apparently swearing at her is totes cool. Ugh. The people of that town don’t deserve her!

Her response to the shitty comments especially is the best. She has a bright future!

This girl is my hero! What a badass!

Shade, burn, everything.

“9 year old girls should be playing with dolls, not trying to be reporters”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.