That old man backed the fuck right through that garage door.

If Chevy could've rebuilt the Camaro in 2.5 hours I'm sure Patrick George would've set the fastest lap time in it.

This happened to my father. His accountant went to file my parents taxes and found out a return had already been filed. After talking to the IRS, the IRS would not let him see the fraudulent return, so I told him to go on the Transcript site and see if he could find it. When he went to create an account, it said one…

The men were given routine physical assessments, but they were not given a prostate exam, as that is not something a nurse would typically do. I still remember my Mom packing her bathing suit to go to class, so she wouldn’t have to be naked during the other parts of the exam. Like the women in the article, they…

Sounds like a great location for a new Destiny level/map.

I think the more important question is: What if your kid is an idiot, too?

Balmer leaving may be the best thing to ever happen to Microsoft.

Are you guys both going over to Mom’s later?

It's basically a super hickey machine

Count your blessings. There is no way the United States Congress could amend the DMCA in a way that actually makes things better for you or me.

I was late for French (2nd year college so everything was in French all the time), and said, upon entering class, "Pardonnez-moi! Beaucoup de traffique." Everyone nodded except the professor who laughed, and we all looked at her, frowning. She said, "En Francaise, 'traffique' est... drugs."

I was in an attic plugging in a wireless access point in, and a dead petrified bat fell down on my shoulder. I almost died. Cant believe I only put one foot through the drop ceiling and didn't break my legs.

As many IT personal know, the majority of their job is resetting passwords for people. My dad would reset habitual password forgetters to "dumass" and pronounce it to them as doo-mas.

When baud rates were reliably doubling every few years, it alway felt like they knew how to build the fast ones, but were just parceling them out slowly so we had to keep upgrading.

Bearcat? Tank! MRAP? Tank! A civic with sheet metal welded on? AK47

id actually be more likely to use a smart pocket watch than a smart wrist watch. many, many more creative options with chains or cords, could be square, cover or none etc etc.

I have four from my summer job at a discount tire shop (which should tell you exactly the kind of clientele we had). The first I actually saw. A guy had his left rear tire blow on the highway. He had a Pontiac Grand Prix, so he figured he could keep going and he did. The tire eventually shredded and when it did,…

Pffffffff. All you need is a pair of aluminum panniers and a ton of stickers.

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.