MIG = The crappiest finish of the welding methods.

Looks like Hans as a nifty hatchback as well.

It's a good thing nobody had camera phones when I was in high school.

idk, when I think of vaginas I usually think of WARM

Ferrari 456GT maybe?

This is more of an aggressive commute than a race.

Why would anyone ever put clothes ON Tim Riggins?!

Thanks Obama... For not compromising on the fact that the GOP just doesn't want YOU to be president. If he'd have just compromised on that this would have never happened...

You've got a drop or two of something on your chin there, Gizmodo...

I thought Jesus' middle name was Harold.

Okay this is super stupid.

Seriously. hear me out.

Their logo is usually front middle of the car. Their logo is a bunch of circles. they need a hole in the front that is a big circle.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out they should have embedded the charge port in their logo.

All of this is just a big disinformation campaing by the US Postal Service, in an effort to drive people from electronic communication and back to physical mail.

I35 in Austin (proposed).

I think they are really on to something here. Maybe my home town can make a few quick bucks by selling "Velociraptor Hunting Licences."

First, there are several openly gay drivers: Evan Darling, Justin Mullikin and Stephen Rhodes. Stephen Rhodes was out and drove in the NASCAR Truck Series in 2003 and has plans to return to the Truck Series next year.

Republicans & Conservatives- I see you think your values have been under attack, what with all of these coloreds and womenfolk getting all uppity with the political process. Keeping the harlots from killing their sin babies makes this a huge day for you and good ol' America, I'm sure. But take this gem of advice from…

"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."

I don't think this level of "fragmentation" even scratches the surface of what the android ecosystem looks like. =D

If I could have that statement read out on every evening news broadcast and published in every major publication for, oh, a week, I feel like 2013 would be doing much better for itself.