Dirty Donny has a pretty sweet looking van, name isn’t as important when you’ve got that kind of airbrush skill...

So many models so little time, one could go Teutonic with: “Breastfalia” or “Westfelatio”. Also working on Transit, Delica, etc.

Torchinsky, I’ll have you know that my wife blew margarita out of her nose and now is laughing uncontrollably after witnessing the splendor that is “soilin trou.” Dear lord that shit’s funny...truly the lulz

Circa 1967, living the surf (not quite bum, I worked for McDonald-Douglas Missile & Space Systems) life in Hermosa Beach, CA, one of my several vehicles was a 1951 Jeep wagon. Flat olive drab green, white military-style stencils on the doors and tailgate ‘PIECE CORPS”.

When I was little, in the early eighties, there was a blue ford van that rolled the ‘hood, it had a silver chain steering wheel, (I thought it was so cool) and it had the name Poon Hunter painted on it. When I asked, my parents told me a poon was a type of fox. I guess in a way, they weren’t lying. Meanwhile, my dad…

I’ve since had a few cocktails, and am now scouring the internet to find a first-gen Econoline van so I can build this. I’m pretty sure the shag carpet inside will be rust orange, but royal purple is also on the list.

Here’s one I actually remember from when I was a kid.

Van-A-White

Vanage a Trois?

Maybe it’s because I was born in the 70s but I WANT ALL OF THESE VANS!

I would rock it with the name. I mean, look at the women it comes with... Ahoooooga!!!

Ahh Jason... You almost had me fooled, with these slick photoshop skillz and all. Love the concept though.