I try to be nice to other people waiting in line at the checkout, because it sucks and no one has fun. But I live in an area where a lot of people use “food stamps” and for some reason, maybe because I have a bitchy face, or maybe because people see my uniform and assume I am more conservative than I am, other…

It’s cute that you think churches are not political, your honor

i have to say, i would not be pleased with my lawyer wearing any sort of statement or protest piece into the courtroom. a lawyer is supposed to be representing my interests, and pissing off the judge is not the way to do that

...Why didn’t she just take off the pin ? She was there on behalf of a client, right?

The dad’s bond was set at a mere $20k?!

Updated version: dad’s bail set around $20k. Ughhhhhh.

Someone who REALLY wants to get a picture of Beyoncé next to a Pokemon.

I will admit that I kind of love this stuff too. I wear them with either leggings or with loose culottes (more boxiness!). Then I wear hippie-sandals and carry a parasol to protect my pasty white skin. I think i’m settling into my IDGAF middle-aged-ness quite nicely.

I dunno, given that the heat index is going to be somewhere between 105 and 110 tomorrow, I have to say that I really love the idea of a dress that just lightly sits on my shoulders and touches no other part of my body. Some of these are even kind of cute. I said it.

And on this day in the year 2016, the word hero died an ignoble death.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Lady Gaga has been spotted in Cabo where perhaps she’ll meet an Alejandro.

Zima? Get out of here with that millennial shit. Bartles and Jaymes or nothing.

This may be besides the point... but they say no suspect yet, but the governor tweets out that she was murdered by an inmate....

I recently bought a pair a pale blue chinos before I realized they fucking match my skin tone.

Yes, finally The Americans got some love. I kept watching this past season and being like “I can’t believe they’ve never been nominated!!!” It’s the best drama show on tv IMO. Do you listen to June Thomas’s podcast on slate about The Americans?

I’m glad “The Americans” received some nominations. Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys are amazing in their roles.

The Emmys finally woke the f**k up and gave “The Americans” some much-deserved love. Finally!

I hope Better Call Saul wins everything. Odenkirk nails every line reading and facial expression and everything else he comes across.

Samantha Bee and Penny Dreadful are the big snubs for me.