I’m assuming this only applies if your using a cherry pitter to prep a bunch of fruit for a pie or some other use.

‘I don’t like to brag, but I have incredibly fast-healing mucosa.’ The greatest pickup line EVER!

I happened to read the article very early this morning when I woke up and couldn’t go back to sleep. After finishing it, I finally dozed off again for a while. When I woke up, my first thought was, ‘Maybe today is a good day to start that new diet I’ve been thinking about.’ Sigh. You can’t escape it.

A mango splitter. I love mangoes, but their weird shape, obnoxious pit, and slippery nature make them such a hassle, I haven’t always eaten as many as I’d like. The OXO splitter makes them a little more manageable.

He must have been very disciplined. I always assumed carnies spend all the money they make on meth and funnel cakes. To be fair, that’s probably what I would do if I found myself working in a traveling carnival.

It’s been 14 years since I had a baby and I still have fond memories of #2. I had a c-section, but there was still a lot of soreness and a lot of, well, leakage, that needed to be removed with some frequency. That warming water wash is very soothing when you feel all wrecked up in your nether regions.

Watergate Salad ruined all things pistachio for me for a very long time. Which is unfortunate because pistachios in their natural form are, perhaps, the most delicious of nuts.

And the really crazy thing is, these creeps wonder why their younger, often female relatives avoid the and seem to dislike them. Gosh, I wonder why.

And he probably made you the bad guy - ‘Little Miss Touch-Me-Not’ ‘Don’t be so cold...I’m just joking around!’ ‘Sheesh, she’s soooo sensitive!’

But wouldn’t it get on the furniture, car interior, etc? That would’ve be such a mess! Wow, I’ve officially become my mother.

No doubt. I have a tendency to startle very easily. The last thing I need is a job that requires me to carry a gun. No one would be safe.

You’re absolutely correct!

A few years ago, I volunteered to work field day a my kiddo’s elementary school. I wound up at the jump rope station. These kids could not jump to save their lives. There were a few girls who were okay at it, but most couldn’t jump more than a few times with a single rope, and none of the boys could jump. I was so…

So many feelings about this....my son is at Jamboree right now. I’m not sure if he saw Trump speak. It was my understanding that attendance was not mandatory, and he is very anti-Trump, so he might have opted out. I really don’t have a problem with the fact that the BSA invited him. It is their tradition to invite…

I didn’t actually watch the video, so I’m not sure if she mentions this, but heating flax seed oil smells...bad. I use it to coat my pans after scrubbing. It makes the whole kitchen smell like dead fish.

I’ve got it way worse than ‘Mackenzie.’ My neighbor has a set of wind chimes that sound exactly like an ice cream truck. I’ll be outside, playing with the dog, or messing with the garden and I’ll here this lovely sound that fools me into thinking the ice cream truck is headed my way. Just before I dash to the house…

He’s talking about dancing, right? Dancing to country music. Right?

I can totally see the video...Spicer looking at Trump loving, Trump looking back. All in slo-mo of course. Spicer hiding in the bushes...

You’re right, and I think the takeaway from all of this is that each case is different. You can’t make a determination about someone’s competence from just IQ.

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! I think there must be some Diet Coke gene that some people have that makes Diet Coke taste like the devil’s urine. Kind of like that gene some people have that makes cilantro taste like soap.