I was thinking he looks like he just smelled something really bad. But all of those things could go together.

Sounds like you’re describing the ‘Cool Girl’ of Gone Girl.

Ummm...I think your friend has problems much bigger than a guest potentially wearing the wrong shoes...

Oh, that’s perfect! Now you just need to somehow work in plastic surgery gone wrong and you’ve got yourself a winner.

I was absolutely obsessed with Stevie Nicks as a kid. I’d always loved music, but something about her spoke to me in that way that kids and tweens really need. That ‘Finally, an adult who could actually understand me and my deep, deep feelings.’ kind of thing.

That’s supposed to be “Tiny Homicide.” “Tiny Hoicide” is something entirely different.

Get the Sea Salt Caramel. It’s ridiculous.

My husband and I have a running joke...the tiny house trend will inevitably lead to the home owners falling into murderous rages. Then ID will have a new show... “Tiny Homicide.”

Once tried, always used. I keep a shaker of it meat my kitchen sink. It’s the best thing for cleaning my white porcelain sink, and it works wonders on stainless steel cookware and enameled cast iron.

Congratulations on your new pupper. She looks like a sweetie!

He’s hypnotizing me with his eyes. I feel compelled to take a nap.

I get that the spices would complement the flavor of the gin, but how do you actually use them in the drink? If you just toss them into the glass, wouldn’t you risk choking on a clove or a piece of star anise?

Praying for you. Honestly, bra-shopping is the worst.

That rug is eeeeeeverywhere.

Ah...Rooney Mara...don’t you think there’s a reason it’s called your PIE HOLE!

I’m so sorry. My mom died 5 years ago. I first went through a too-upset-to-eat phase, then a stuff-everything-in-my-mouth phase.

That’s not a whole pie. It’s like 40% of a pie. I wouldn’t need to be overwhelmed with grief to put that down. A semi-bad day would do.

Agreed. This news makes me sad. They were adorable together on SC. They had a lot of chemistry. Ah, well...there shouldn’t be any shortage of eligible young men interested in getting to know her.

Now I’m picturing Julianne Moore with a big brown smear on her face. Not good.

Yeah...I had mine pierced at the mall. I got a nasty, painful infection and the holes aren’t totally symmetrical. If I had a kid who wanted pierced ears, we’d absolutely try a tattoo parlor.