OH MY GOD!!! Yes!!! I was actually thinking, “That photographer who dresses up her sleeping baby girl and posts pics on Instagram should do this.” Thank you!

Thank you for trying, but I still feel weirdly unfulfilled.

I need a pic of a baby dressed as Anna Wintour, but the internet is letting me down...

It’ll happen. I drop my kids off at practices, scout meetings, etc. He walks or rides a bike to friends’ houses in the neighborhood. It’s sweet.

I totally misread the first paragraph and thought the sex tape was made literally over her head...like a camera hidden in the ceiling. My reading comprehension needs serious work.

Congratulations to you and your wife! (And thank you for having the decency to pay more for everyone’s comfort when you needed to.)

I see. I have a reasonably deep sink and a a tall faucet, so it’s really not a problem for me.

I would like to know how frequently they actually boot people for being smelly. I would rather be one a plane full of screaming babies than be sitting next to one smelly guy. I can put on headphones and crank up music to drown out crying, but you can’t ignore stink.

I kinda don’t get the pot-filler. If you’re boiling a big pot of pasta, or maybe heating a lot of water for cannning, don’t you still have to lug that pot of water back over to sink to empty it?

Just heard National Anthem on Pandora. Great song, but Diet Mtn. Dew will always be my favorite.

Pet Cemetery (the movie) gave me an anxiety attack. I love scary movies, but something about that one (and Candyman) hit me hard. I think it might be that I was going through some personal difficulties at the time, and somehow those movies spoke to my fears.

Those scenes are both terrific and hard to watch. I feel like some sort of creepy eavesdropper, watching such private, emotional conversations.

Everyone wanted Vern, right. He always seemed like the only one you cud count on to do something different and new, but not insane.

My husband’s company recently started one of those “unlimited PTO” programs for executives. What a joke. They can do this an call it a perk knowing full well that it’s insanely difficult to actually get away. It was better when he had a limited, but generous, amount of PTO and could sell back what he didn’t use at the…

That was interesting. There are almost 600 people in the US with my name, but only 3 with my son’s name. I’m pleased with that.

I use Open Table quite a bit and I’ve been marked as a no-show a couple of times because the restaurant didn’t enter my visit correctly. I wonder if that 6% no-show rate includes people who did actually show up. I have been able to correct mistakes to my account, but I don’t know that everyone would bother to do that.

Those thighs are impressive. And I always wonder what he’s wearing on the bottom half under his shirt. I’m not sure what time-period correct underwear would have been like, but I always choose to imagine he’s not wearing any.

And I have to make a correction here. Tom Hardy regularly takes his pants off. The shirt often stays on.

I read that as “I don’t think she died, I would have felt it.” Which was weird.

I tried to explain this show to my husband. My imitation of Tom Harry’s grunting was not exactly spot-on.