He’s some singer -guy. I just watched one of his videos on YouTube. Or, actually I watched about 30 seconds of it, then got bored and distracted and started working on the Wall Street Journal crossword, which is weirdly difficult today, btw...

Agreed. And no, I don’t know who the fuck you are. OK, I actually do now because I just googled you. Hilarious how these D-list celebrities think everybody will recognize them.

Thank you for taking other people’s comfort into consideration. - Your Fellow Passangers

I live in Kentucky also. (Louisville area.) I moved here from Missouri several years ago and I was horrified to see so many people here riding motorcycles without helmets. I don’t know...maybe it’s better to go without a helmet and risk killing yourself than to wear a helmet and risk becoming a burden on your family…

Sending good vibes her way and wishing her a speedy recovery. It’s horrifying to hear about any child injured in any way. And I hope that other parents in the area think twice before they let their young kids drive them. I know you can’t protect your children from everything, but some risks just don’t seem worth…

Is it wrong that I think that’s at least a little bit cool? If it weren’t for the excruciating pain and astronomical hospital bills, I’d love to have an injury that allowed me to claim a titanium chest. I’ve never even broken a bone.

I understand that, and I’ve know people who used them responsibly to get around a wooded piece of property, which totally makes sense. Unfortunately, it seems like ATVs tend to bring out the dumbass in a lot of people. Or maybe that’s the liquor...

Don’t get me started on sledding. The last time I took my son sledding at a local park, a little girl crashed right into a tree and was taken away by ambulance. Yikes. But yes you should definitely be able to bail when things are looking dicey.

I know. My son’s friend down the street has one, and I try not to think about them jumping on it when he’s down there. I’m comfortable with a firm ‘no’ to ATV’s, but I’d feel like a like a total wet blanket saying no to a trampoline.

Oh...that would piss me off. If your parents took chances with you, fine. If you took chances with your own kids and they all go out alive, fine. But do NOT take chances with my kid without my permission.

To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

I was planning to make Philly Cheesesteaks...I wonder how it would go if I made the sandwiches sans cheese and made a couple of different cheese sauces to dip them in. That seems so wrong and so right all at the same time.

That’s a bummer, but I have to ask...is there some reason you thought that hellish sounding mixture was going to taste good? Or even not horrible?

She might find the all out rampage and the resulting clean house very satisfying.

They make dryer specific balls for this purpose that would probably be safe to use and not put dents in the drum.

That’s what the tennis balls are for...theoretically, at least. I don’t know that it actually works that well.

I’m a dog person by nature, but dang, that’s a cute little cat!

Thank you for the nightmare fuel.

And I bet you looked fucking awesome.