Marty McFly does.
Don’t worry, they’re still selling these. Tastes the same.
Same*. There’s a reason I sous-vide mine (or crockpot, pre-SV days). Never need to worry about over-cooking.
It also frees you to make the cabbage however you want. I recommend colcannon.
*Soup is the one exception.
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