That’s what I’m using, and it is a large a phone as I am willing to tolerate.

“Indicted” you say?

They’re in the same imaginary class as leftover bacon.

I am sorry, but we cannot allow rational thought here right now.

Eating this many hard boiled eggs makes social distancing easy.

The quality definitely went downhill after ARB left.

This would be a good way to get a tavern cut pizza.

I think he should get you this chair.

Ah, side fond.

When I worked at Taco Bueno many years ago, this was how they taught me to get the core out of iceberg lettuce.

“Shatter the record”.

Schrodinger cat would like a word.

+1 for the Tom and Ray reference.

God I miss Chicago.

Interesting idea, on to Google for me...

*signed*

My daughter has been known to carry both a can of Dr. Pepper AND a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch in her purse.

“Unclear where they may have gotten that cheesecake.”

That HAS to be satire on their part.

Came here for this.