It's getting a remake…why?

Have you been drinking?

Unintentionally hilarious comment. Carson knighted comedians. He gave them validation. Fallon validates nothing except that he was a horrible choice for host, and that the demographic that thinks his show is funny has no fucking idea what funny is.

The dude was 100% correct back then, if he tweeted it again today, he'd be 100% correct right now. There is nothing funny about not being funny.

Two roided up actors. Ain't Hollywood great?

I personally get the giggles every time I see one of Chuck Norris' pieces. But I suppose that doesn't count, he's worn the same funny toupees whether he's on screen or in real life.