without resorting to gendered slurs

I do love the word “poutrage”, although I initially thought it was some fancy French term pronounced pooh-TRAHJ that might refer to a foodstuff that looks disgusting but is in fact tasty.

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.

Part of the lip thing for Snooks is that her new teeth are too big for her mouth.

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

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I grew up, got married, and did NOT provide grandchildren. My mother was unhappy with this lack of babies in her life and acquired another. Now I’m 38 years old and have a baby brother who is 14 and a freshman in high school. Spacing, indeed!

I bet you’re lots of fun at parties.

While Mike Pence is away on a romantic trip with Mother, Trump invited in the sinners. Risky Business, the White House remake.

From Twitter -- “Why is Sara Palin dressed like she’s headed to singles night at the local Moose lodge?”

I can’t understand how a world class grifter like Palin still dresses from the Marshall’s clearance rack.

You can just see Palin going into Franscesca’s Closet at the Anchorage Mall and scoring that white number with her Quicksilver Visa card.

The bottom picture is the literal demonstration of “they go low, we go high.”

Of course she consults with Rene. After all, the heart will go on and on.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

What he did was horrific, and I’m sure they’re disgusted by it, but the other co-stars of that show have every right to ALSO hate him for making it impossible for them to ever get any more sweet syndication residuals. Ditto Cosby Show co-stars.

yeah, I noticed she went with the actor’s, not the character’s, name there.