Cocktail Weenie wins sausage race as a surprise entrant.

If I was a GS fan I’d be on one asscheek the whole game 4. If you lose that one...

Why doesn’t he possess the body of a good basketball player then?

Alone? He has two other all stars on the team and a roster of guys he basically signed by forcing management to get or retain with implied threats of leaving and has his hand picked coach. This entire organization and team is Lebron’s creation.

Also, if there is a game 7 the revenue dry cleaners will make from half the Bay Area shitting it’s pants will be enormous.

Wrong website to pimp your favorite team. Be an equal hating nihilist or be destroyed.

Boston people are just the fucking worst. It’s the South of the North.

They have 23 million in cap space and nobody worth a damn they need to resign right now.

Good thing he graduated since UNC doesn’t make you take classes.

To assuage some fears. Busted plumbing, your insurance covers the water damage just not the pipe/appliance unless it’s been dripping a long time. Mold you’re fucked, but bad mold like the picture is basically you being blind and ignoring leaks.

This is Deadspin kryptonite. A nice story with no obvious sinister slant.

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“He’s too good” is the bullshit excuse I got from that.

Cavs trade Tristan Thompson for the folding chair straight up. Who says no?

You’re gonna piss off Fred Hoiberg. He hates Blues Traveler, calls out Popper for carrying the band.

Chris Brown got fat

Man, fuck that guy. Family should get to beat him half to death.

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

Remember 3-1?

Yeah, and they should of patented smart phones. That’s a good idea too.