Looks like an Albino with micro penis trying to fuck a pumpkin.

How can a guy who has and wastes so much money do all this to save (relatively) so little?

This lawsuit should be fun.

Good move. It’s hard to spend 5k a week at Tim Hortons.

Age, sliver of ability and need for QBs gives him a real chance to be on every teams roster at some point. He’ll get to 4 this year, a few training camps and a one year deal each year he can do it.

How is this guy better than Cutler?

Jesus, he’s drunk about every day. Alcohol leaves your system pretty fast.

How much of a damn bargain is Aaron Rodgers right now?

Maybe he’ll get back on that training regiment that had him come back from a torn apart/mcl in 9 months. Are we still pretending that’s just hard work and genetics?

Can some jack off Conservative explain to me what non violent protest IS acceptable to you?

Remember when Gonzo “reworked his swing” and hit 50 homeruns?

Woooo Space Mountain. Oldest ride, longest line.

Maybe going to a team where he’ll have thousands of owners isn’t a good idea.

In actuality this just lets a team who doesn’t care get him cheap.

Here come the “Phil only won because he had good players!” hot takes. These are the same people will then say Kobe was terrible because his PER wasn’t elite. Of course we all know that Red Auerbach, Riley, Pop all had garbage talent and won in spite of it.

I’m more depressed by how many people are “hopeful” after one shitty speech. This man is literally trying to take away your healthcare, education and civil rights and let corporations pollute at will and steal your money. Oh, but we went an hour without saying insane shit so it’s fine now. Don’t be fooled.

We can also thank African Americans for all those water fountains they built due to long lines at the existing ones. A hydrated nation salutes your courage.

The Minnesota Kicker Bird always veers wide at the last second.

It’s a real life SPECTRE meeting.

Top row is the Ghostbusters cast.