Japan? Meltzer gives this 6/5 stars.

The one man 3 and out.

I don’t like sushi. Anyone who has said this to people who do know you are in for a long conversation where the other person lists every god damned form of sushi and tells you that you’d like that and haven’t tried it well prepared. No other food are people so defensive about it.

Maybe leave out what famed anthropologist Dennis Rodman thinks about the sexuality make up of the WNBA.

The Kings offered to have a reformed Pink Floyd play at the party in exchange for access to the queso and Theo Ratliff’s expiring contract.

The future of the Republican Party.

7 seed, New Orleans coming for you!

Well, now they’ll have to offer him 4x that a year to stay when he’s a FA. Probably sign with the sox just to shove up his ass.

Damn, Tomsula was saving rat hockey for next years life hacks, secrets out.

Christie is like a hooker who did unspeakable things for a John while he and his friends called her names because the John promised to marry her afterwards.

Is there anything worse than the NBA regular season? Hit the sim button and let’s get to the playoffs.

Ever notice how so many great gamblers make their money selling picks to suckers and not gambling?

He’ll make that money while in jail for sure.

The hissing sounds like air escaping a football.

No. We don’t need middle aged people calling themselves “bear parents” like they do with dogs. You sad lonely people.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

5 games? Seems a bit light, no?

Aretha is still alive

The Age of Rapetron

Is that two steals? 2 balls