Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

Of course because it’s Fox Sports the DJ will only be playing PitBull, and because it’s SI the bar will be cash.

This has all the hope and excitement of a “If we’re both single in 10 years...” wedding.

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Counterpoint: No.

Miller’s Crossing.

Purple tinted glasses today, you fuck.