hawkhawkington
HawkHawkington
hawkhawkington

No, the best part is that this was played in Idaho. There is a place called “Coeur d’Alene” in the potato capital of the USA. I kept looking on google maps, zooming out, thinking “surely I’ll see the Bahamas or Cayman Islands or something here soon...” Imagine my surprise when the word “Montana” came into focus.

He just angry cuz he got all those teeth and no toothbrush.

Of course, he really should be redirecting people to the appropriate email:

Shouldn’t this also be written in French?

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)

Seriously, I love onions, I love mushrooms, I love avocados, and I also understand that not everyone loves those things. There’s a difference between someone refusing to try new foods and someone who has tried them and decided they were not to their tastes.

I think we should start a petition that would remove willfully unvaccinated children from public schools, and limit willfully unvaccinated people's access to public transportation.

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

have you considered the fact that most people in oklahoma cannot afford tornado shelters? And before we get on the "well if you can't afford a tornado shelter, maybe you shouldn't buy lottery tickets" spiel, there is a huge difference between spending a few bucks on a lottery ticket and having the luxury of saving AT

Good luck getting sympathy on rooting for a playoff baseball team and one of the most exciting teams in the NBA. Jesus, what's next? Someone going "I'm a Yankees, Broncos, Heat fan. It's been a long 9 months".