I don't really wonder, if you know what I mean.

How do you have a star on Jalopnik, and not get 24 Hours of LeMons references? FOR SHAME!!

Well said car was my first car, and I was 19, and had not a clue what I was doing. Bought a SHO from Kansas (I was in VA) and had to drive it back. The title was from IL and the owner fuckin' vanished as soon as the transaction was complete. Since the title didn't have the owner's name on it, I had a car that couldn't…

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You use Sawzall! It's super effective!

Bought a car on Ebay. Never, ever, ever do that.

Well to be fair, much better that it aborted one-half second before launch than one-half second after launch. That would've gotten ugly, fast.

People look at me aghast when I drink room-temperature beer. I feel it tastes better that way. Well, good beer. My current favorite is Harpoon's UFO, a delicious Hefeweisen.

Hah... like it's ever sunny in London.

Clearly, you had the wrong girlfriend.

Everybody knows that the only reason anybody goes to Pirates games is that it's pretty fun to walk on the 7th Ave bridge.

"Can you turn cheap, shitty beer into good beer? Sure! Just refrigerate the shit out of it until it's too cold to taste!"

Hey, maybe your first mod could be putting something on it so it doesn't sound like an R/C car!

It doesn't even make for a good dildo. Useless.

GOOD.

All this chart says is how common scheduled C-sections are becoming, which is just sad. Do you think that an abnormally high number of babies are just magically born on February 14th (HOW ROMANTIC!!!) while almost nobody is born on the 4th of July (CAN'T MISS THE FIREWORKS!!!)? Also note the conspicuous absence of…

I think the MRT's core could be loosely defined as having corners at Buona Vista, Bishan, Serangoon, Paya Lebar, Raffles Place and Outram Park.

As a certified Aircraft Firefighter (read: I'm in the Navy), I can tell you that the preferred method for fighting Delta fires in aircraft (delta fires are metal fires - magnesium, etc. ) is to push them off the side of the ship. Seriously.

Lack of flair, perhaps, but I'd rather watch them slowly die in agony and sheer overwhelming panic over a period of days than in a few hours. Which, honestly, is all they'd last with a bunch of bee poison in them.

Wouldn't it be "Auraluminati"? Maybe not. Illuminati doesn't quite, er, sound right.